An ornate rectangular woodcut headpiece depicts a collection of musical instruments including a violin or cello, a lute or mandolin, and several open books of sheet music. On the left, a stack of books is visible, with one bearing the initials "P D".

THE

GARDENER

AND

HIS LORD.

SCENE ONE.

Mr. SIMON, HIS WIFE.

Mr. SIMON.

My wife, my wife; the devil take the Barber.
My wife, my wife.

HIS WIFE.

Well, well, my wife, my wife. What is the matter?

Mr. SIMON.

Does this Barber not come? My wig.

HIS WIFE.

If you were a Lawyer, you would speak only of wigs.

Mr. SIMON.

But, it is because My Lord original: "Monseigneur" may arrive; and if My Lord should arrive... finally My Lord...